Okay, I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
I'm hard to please, I'll punch a referee (Ooh!)
I bruised my knees, I'm pissing in the breeze
Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee
It's hot, as deez, it's 100 degrees (Ooh!)
Apply the lotion, I'll swim in the ocean
But there was a commotion, I'm sinking, I'm floating with—

And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Unh

Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos

Cheetos, Doritos, and Fritos, mosquitos
I'm eating burritos with Danny Devito
Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in the knees
I'm joining thе circus, I'm going berzerkus
At sevеn-eleven, I'm drinking a beverage
I'm lying to strangers, I'm looking for danger
I'm chewing Bazooka, I'm swimming to Cuba
Don't look at Medusa, she'll turn you into stone

Okay I went to France to get some new pants (Ooh!)
I went to Greece to get something to eat (Ooh!)
He said "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos"
Yeah, I saw a bee, it flew into a screen (Ooh!)
I need some sleep, so turn down that TV (Ooh!)
He said, "Shit, all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
I said, "Then give me all of those fucking Doritos and Fritos"

And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
And the TV's tuned to cable, and I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Unh

Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos

She'll turn you into stone

Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos

(Stop.)