Bet my money on a stupid boy, I lost that
So I ran out to the track to get my ass back
I just gotta leave this place with a big win
So I found a fuckin' jockey and I shagged him (Pick it up!)
Pushed him down to the ground and I kissed him in his face
(In his face!)
Yeah, I stole his phone, that put him in his place
(In his place!)
Me and the boy, we ran out of the place
(The place!)
Then I took that boy, back to my place

Stupid sheep, I just fell out of the Jeep
Stole the money in your bank account, oh no
Stupid goat, I just fell out of the boat
Stole the money in your bank account, oh no
Stupid bird, I just fell off of the Bird
Stole the money in your bank account, oh no
Stupid dog, I just fell off of my hog
Stole the money in your bank account, oh no

Stupid horse and a swordfish dancer
Bet my money on a fishnet carousel
Go, go, go, go, go so fast now
Go, go, go, go, go so fast now
Racing horses at the derby
Why am I always so damn lucky?
I always have all your money
I always win all the money

Stupid sheep, I just fell out of the Jeep
Stole the money in your bank account, oh no
Stupid goat, I just fell out of the boat
Stole the money in your bank account, oh no
Stupid bird, I just fell off of the Bird
Stole the money in your bank account, oh no
Stupid dog, I just fell off of my hog
Stole the money in your bank account

Stupid sheep, I just fell out of the Jeep
Stole the money in your bank account
Stupid goat, I just fell out of the boat
Stole the money in your bank account

Stole the money in your bank account
Stole the money in your bank account