1, 2, 3 And I woke up early this morning and I went to the 5 and dime I saw this pretty young lady that was real, real fine I tapped her on the shoulder and said, “Mmm, mmm, excuse me, ma’am” She pulled down her pants and said, “Splack these hands”
So we walked her to her house, as she opened up the door It was heart-shaped bed in the middle of the floor She pushed me on the bed and this you can bet In between her legs was real, real wet So I grabbed her by her thighs and I moved up truly She jumped off the bed and said, “Don’t touch my booty” “Don’t touch my booty ‘cause I won’t touch you” “Don’t touch my booty ‘cause it’s not the thing to do”
So we bailed out her house just to get something to eat We saw her friend named Patty walkin’ down the street Patty turned around as we yelled out her name She dropped to her knee and began to sing
Sally is a girl that likes to play And if you want some lovin’ Sally is okay She has a different fellow every day of the week Two or maybe three just to make it sweet Sally wants a man she can call her own And sixty-seven hundred she can call on the phone Sally’s never tired and she’s never alone All Sally wants is a fellow with a room