What's in L.A. for a southern girl like you What can you get that you can't find here 'cept solid air You know southern charms Not a currency 'round there So you buy your gun You build a house Raise an attorney Civil defence You know the neighbour with the roses He's firing blanks and Jesuses and Josephs At the sun Till he finds you - you're the lucky one
Litigation follows on follows on follows on
What's in L.A. for an eastern debutante Cross the bridges cross the country cross your heart and hope to live In a big white house With Captain Blood and Mickey Mouse
What's in L.A. For a man of the North Fantasies are made Wives are sold Lives are bought Blank sheet of paper well that's ok just bring a pen
(yells)
I came out of the west it was a sunset Golden red a soldiers dread flamed by injustice
I bought a Volvo Sold some shoes with my cell phone I paid my dues Undid the screws I bought an answer phone
I'm from nowhere, I'm from nowhere I'm from nowhere, I'm from nowhere