I can't believe it, I just don't understand
You're wearing a tupac t-shirt but you're talkin' like a ku klux klan
Man, when will you get it?
Used to be a friend of mine,
But now I know in time you'll be panhandlin' down on pine,

You dirty sponge,
Dirty sponge
Soak up everything you can from everyone,
Wearin out your welcome,
Soon you'll have no one you're no fun, you dirty sponge

Think that every hot lady has got it bad for you
Obviously, you haven't seen all the dried puke on your shoe
Bummin every dollar, bottle, sofas and have smoked cigarettes
And pullin' pubes out your underwear and a free meal you get

I can't believe it, I just don't understand
You're wearing your joe-mamma t-shirt but you're talkin' like
A ku klux klan
Man, when will you get it?
Used to be a friend of mine,
But now I know in time you'll be panhandlin' down on pine,

You dirty sponge,
Dirty sponge
Soak up everything you can from everyone,
Wearin out your welcome,
Soon you'll have no one you're no fun, you dirty sponge