As she's there trying to find the time
To listen to him on the other line
It's going to cost how much I heard her say
What the hell will plastic be o.k.

I'll kiss myself good by, I think I'm gonna die,
I'll kiss myself good by, I think I'm gonna die,
I'll kiss myself good by, I think I'm gonna die,
I'll kiss myself good by, I think I'm gonna die,

Dynamite strapped to my chair
Why dose every thing have to be so unfair
Just because I have to go to work
Just because I don't wear an ironer shirt

I'll kiss myself good by, I think I'm gonna die,
I'll kiss myself good by, I think I'm gonna die,
I'll kiss myself good by, I think I'm gonna die,
I'll kiss myself good by, I think I'm gonna die,
Run away far away [x4]

I'll kiss myself good by, I think I'm gonna die,
I'll kiss myself good by, I think I'm gonna die,
I'll kiss myself good by, I think I'm gonna die,
I'll kiss myself good by, I think I'm gonna die

I'll kiss myself good by, I think I'm gonna die,
I'll kiss myself good by, I think I'm gonna die