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I be throwing words of God, driven heathens away, gawt! I never lose a bass 'cause my fishing rod stays hot. Ice climbing, grabbing carrots, Perfect timing, no demerits. Bitch I’m a natural, Actual factual. I see you at the arcade, You gettin' played. Name the game, the time, the place, I'll throw your ass into a maze, bitch! You came in boasting, now you’re crawling away. You felt the wrath of the Le-Frost, Deep Blue aka.
I just cashed in a ten, and got a roll of quarters. Won a high score on this game? Just place your order. See my initials on the screen, they be S-T-D. You can beat that game, but you can’t beat me. 'Cause I’m an old school fool and you know I’m cool, Because I skate all day in a backyard pool. I did a burnt and a handplant and got some air, And did a big old grab while they sat and stared.
I can beat Shadowgate in 22 minutes Without ever kicking the bucket once. I can kick anybody's butt in MKIII And that goes for all you chumps. I can drink a whole bottle of whiskey And straight up conquer Ninja Gaiden II. I’m the master of 2-D fighting games And you a Tetris playing fool. I can kill Rygar in ten to twelve hits, Because I know how to build my tone. Don’t need no password for Castlevania 2 Because I’m straight falling into the zone. Get all the items I need, while I’m smoking some weed Because it’s all second nature to me. Just like driving a car, I hit the dragon with a star And grab the talisman; follow my lead.