[40 second skit to open about a girl with a finger in her ass]
[A.G.] The Dirty Version, G.D. motherfuckers
[Chorus] I got a girl with a girlfriend, she blow trees Push V's and rock constant, shit Just when I thought I had the bomb dick I caught her cheatin but I kept it on some calm shit
[A.G.] Check me out yo Now I met shorty 'bout 3 years ago, my type We get dirty everywhere we go, get hype From the telly to the studio, flicks cars and parks Used to see me in the dark, I sparked And I lounge and I chill with it Smack it and flip it and ill with it Intelligent type, I build with it And if I ain't with her, I'm probably delf Had to flip when she told me she was fuckin somebody else One of my niggaz? Don't tell me it's him Had to pause when she said it's her girlfriend Kim
[Interruption] What?! Say word son, stop playin (Word son, that shit flipped me out son) (That shit got me buggin right now) What, what'chu gon' do son (I don't even know what I'ma do son) (I might have to get dirty) (Straight might have to get dirty with both of 'em)
[Chorus] - plays in background behind Interruption
[A.G.] Son I met the other chick, we kicked it, blase blah Next was menage-a-trois in a Hyundai car And my shorty's buggin cause I'm wit it She really thought I wouldn't hit it Had to touch 'em both with the diddick Now it's on yo and I'm pourin Mo' My girl and her friend and it ended up porno It ain't no wrong ho, I'm in beast mode But they love it when I perform slow That's the norm though They feelin me, but better know that I'm out for the long dough Stop my shine and I'm gone ho (bye bye) But I'ma be patient and see, what the future look like for them and me Now when I bounce, it's reservations for three And I let 'em get they dirt on when I got places to be (Just them two) while they waitin for me We pack the showers, three be in the jacuzzi, catch a flick Cause that's that shit, get head through the movie
[Chorus]
[Chorus Two] It's kinda real, but I'm tired of the nonsense She asked if I wanna join, I had no comment I kept my poise then I calmly responded I had her open, fuck you both, so let's start this - and get dirty