When they gonna drop the big one It's gonna be sooner than you think Don't be a drag, be a scalliwag Go out and get a new haircut
Freak out, honey Freak out
Don't take a bite from forbidden fruit All is not fair in love and war Take your hand from your trousers Taught to be a boy, not a man, get a girlfriend
Freak out, honey Freak out
Time to be a weirdo Go on be a devil Wow! Baby, that's cool! Groovy! Far out! Dig a big hole and jump in
Freak out, honey Freak out
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha ha ha Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha ha ha
Had a free ticket [?] Jeanie got snagged Wear a loud shirt Got a clap on the back Dream about the beach boy You can be a holiday Lots of sun, fun And a [?]
Freak out, honey Freak out
You can have you cake and eat it Serve yourself to me on a plate Learn from the past [?] And not your [?] Go on your own You have to blow your own jumper [?]