Dr. Facilier; Don't you disrespect me little man. Don't you derogate or deride! You're in my world now, not your world. And I got friends on the other side.
Shadows/Chorus; He's got friends on the other side.
Dr. Facilier; Thats an echo, gentlemen, Just a little something we have here in Louisiana. A little parlor trick, don't worry.
Sit down at my table, put your mind at ease. If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please. I can read your future, I can change 'round some, too.
I'll look deep into your heart and soul (You do have a soul, don't you, Lawrence?) Make your wildest dreams come true! I got Vodoo, I got hoodoo, I got things I aint even tried! And I got friends on the other side.
Shadows/Chorus; He's got friends on the other side!
Dr. Facilier; The cards, the cards, the cards will tell. The past, the present, and the future as well. The cards... the cards... Just take three. Take a little trip into your future with me!
Now you, young man, are from across the sea. You've come from two long lines of royalty, (I'm a royal myself on my mother's side.) Your life style's high...! But your funds are low...
You need to marry a little honey whose daddy got dough. Mom and dad cut you off, huh, playboy? Now y'all better get hitched, but hitching ties you down- You just wanna be free, hop from place to place, but freedom, takes green... Heh heh heh...
It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need...! And when I looked into the future is the green that I see. On you little man, I don't want to waste much time You've been pushed around all your life! You've been pushed around by your mother, and your sister and your brother. And if you was married- you'd be pushed around by your wife.
But in your future- the you I see... is exactly the man you always wanted to be!
Shake my hand. Come on boys. Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand...?
Yes... Are you ready?!
Shadows/Chorus; Are you ready?!
Dr. Facilier; Are you ready?! Transformation Central!
Shadows/Chorus; Transformation Central!
Dr. Facilier; Reformation Central!
Shadows/Chorus; Reformation Central!
Dr. Facilier; Transmogrification Central! Can you feel it? You're changing, you're changing, you're changing, alright! I hope you're satisfied. But, if you ain't, don't blame me. You can blame my friends on the other side... Ah ha ha ha ha!
Shadows/Chorus; You got what you wanted! But you lost what you had! Hush... [Silence]