Well, Down At the Factory, I'm Never Late
I'm a Mild Mannered Man Who Pulls His Weight
I Give a Hundred Percent, I Don't Ever Stop
'til Friday Evening When I Punch That Clock
Then I Disappear Until the Weekend's Through
And You'll Never Guess Who I Turn Into

I'm a Honky-tonk Superman
Ready Or Not, I'm Back Again
Dancing On the Tables
And Swinging From the Chandeliers
I'm a Honky-tonk Superman
That's Who I Really Am
A Real Rebel, Dare-devil
Honky-tonkin' Superman

Everybody's Waiting For My Next Move
Last Night I Broke the Record For Acting a Fool
My Favorite Waitress Said I Went a Little Too Far
When I Came Roller Skating Down the Top of the Bar
Now, Don't Blame Me For Just Having Fun
The Never Should Have Bet Me That It Couldn't Be Done
('cause)

I'm a Honky-tonk Superman
Ready Or Not, I'm Back Again
Dancing On the Tables
And Swinging From the Chandeliers
I'm a Honky-tonk Superman
That's Who I Really Am
A Real Rebel, Dare-devil
Honky-tonkin' Superman

Hey, Look Up There On the Neon Sign
It's a Bird, It's a Plane, Lord, He's Lost His Mind

Oh, It's Just Honky-tonk Superman
Ready Or Not, I'm Back Again
Dancing On the Tables
And Swinging From the Chandeliers
Whoa, Yeah, I'm a Honky-tonk Superman
Yeah, That's Who I Really Am
A Real Rebel, Dare-devil, Honky-tonkin' Superman
Yeah, Sure Enough, Real Tough, Honky-tonk Superman