I feel like I'm inside a jumper
In a suit inside of a bell
And I feel like I'm losing my temper
With that joyless and sickening smell

I wish I could go to the seaside
And wallow about in the mud
And there I can urinate freely
In my trousers, alone, on my todd

I would give the world to be
In love, with peace and harmony

Can't someone give me peace and quiet
I think I'll go and start and riot

But you won't know until you try it
But you won't know until you try it

I feel like I'm riding a camel
I've got dromedarian hump
Now I am lost in a tunnel
And desoerately needing a dump

Can't someone give me peace and quiet!
I think I'll go and start and riot
But you won't know until you try it
But you won't know until you try it
Won't someone give me peace of mind
A load of bollocks I think you'll find
A load of bollocks I think you'll find
A load of bollocks I think you'll find

I feel like I'm losing my marbles
Lost touch with my mission control
I've given away my firebird
To the one with the hair out of hole
I would give my pig's eye tooth
To learn to speak and tell the truth
Millet.....Rice......Organic.....Not nice
Spinach.....Hotspur...Taxi.....Kit-e-Kat
Oh why don't you SHUT UP!