I hate you dumb tattoo
I wish you'd fly to the moon
Where there are no girls to use
Or screw over

I'm laughing cause I lied, you know
I said you sound like All Time Low
You really don't
Even though you try hard
You try hard

I bet you're gonna hear this song
I bet you're gonna sing along
And tell tell your friends
How I'm obsessed with you, oh

And I bet you didn't know
That you sound like a girl
Every time you call me
When you're drunk

And all that I wanna say
Is you really suck

(Su-u-u-u-u-uck, su-u-u-u-u-uck, su-u-u-u-u-uck, su-u)

I hate the scar above your eye
It looks like you're on drugs
And you really need to learn
To wash your hair

Over all, you're not a catch
You're just a dumbass bleachin' your hair
Well, I hope it all falls out
And it falls out

I bet you're gonna hear this song
I bet you're gonna sing along
And tell tell your friends
How I'm obsessed with you, oh

And I bet you didn't know
That you sound like a girl
Every time you call me
When you're drunk

And all that I wanna say
Is you really suck

(Su-u-u-u-u-uck, su-u-u-u-u-uck, su-u-u-u-u-uck, su-u)

Oh, and thanks for
Telling all your lies, cause
Now I realise
I'd rather date a rock

Oh, and thanks for
The tickets to your show
I just wanted you to know
All your band mates are hotter than you

I bet you're gonna hear this song and say
(Oh, my God, she's so obsessed with me, dude)
But no

And I bet you didn't know
That you sound like a girl
Every time you call me
When you're drunk

I bet you're gonna hear this song
I bet you're gonna sing along
And tell your friends
How I'mobsessed with you, but no

And I bet you didn't know
I talked to all the girls that you were with
When you were with me
And they said

You really suck