We could go out and have another fun night
I feel like I’m in the middle of a gun fight
You hit me in front of your friends
But you don’t have to say that you’re sorry
It was the hit of the party

She sat there looking so prim and proper
They said that it would take a lot to top her
He sat there so pert and perky
You said you would stop lovin’ but you didn’t have to
Go cold turkey

And so another bride is taken, another fool is in the making
And so another bride is taken
And if you feel he’s gonna give you a second lesson
All you can do is try your very best to second guess him

She said, “This ain’t no honeymoon.” (He said, “Then what is it?”)
She slammed the door and left the room (The maid came for another visit)

And so (And so)
And so another bride is taken, another fool is in the making
And so another bride is taken
And if you feel he’s gonna give you a second lesson
All you can do is try your very best to second guess him

I said, “I do,” I don’t know why I said it
I said, “I do,” to getting slapped and teased and chided
You want me to have fun, you said
You’re lying, but “’Till death do us part,” I said
“I wish that I were dying
“I wish that I were dying
“I wish that I were dying”