You say I need a good job to be a somebody,
a robber or policeman, civil servant maybe,
an expensive shrink to stop myself ending up in a psychiatry,
a mobile phone, appointment books, I see, Sir, I agree.

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But sometimes I ask myself how ...
How did Adam and Eve once survive?
How did Adam and Eve once live their life?

I watch all daily soaps on my wide screen TV
to have a conversation on a lonely hearts party.
In case I go home alone, I grab my handy
and listen to a groaning girl who is actually 83.

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