We are
Watching Cartoons
Your mom
Won't be home too soon
What's left
Which your made to do
Is to strip down
And play doctor with you

And I know
That its a sin
But I just can't help myself
I know
You're only ten
But you look like you're twelve

And if you want love
We'll make it
Say its against the law
But We'll break it
Your too young for it to feel good
But you can fake it
And i'll buy you an icecream cone

I wanna play some candyland
With you
Wanna draw you a bath and get in it too
I wanna play some candyland

I'll pick you up from school
With glitter in your hair
Piggy back rides into the pool
With poo bear on your underwear
You can give me your show
And i'll show you how to tie it
Your mom will never tuck you in
Without me hiding in your closet

You want love
We'll make it
Say its against the law
But we'll break it
Too young for it to feel good
But you can fake it
And if you do a good job

I'll take you out to disney land
Its true
I'll play with all your toys
If you play with mine too
I'll take you out to disney land

Damn Baby
Your mother hates me
But we can make her a necklace with string and Macoroni
We can go in a room
And ride my little pony

[Talking and Laughing]

I wanna play some candyland
With you
Wanna draw you a bath and get in it too
But during all the time I'll still be true
I just wanna play some candyland

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