You say that you and me together
Is a good idea.
You say you'd do anything for me.
That's just what I wanted to hear.
Baby, you said that I could do it anywhere and everywhere.
Well baby, I wanna do it in your rear.

Cause this way I won't have to see your face
We've done it every other place.
Can't stay with you if I go without it.
It's not degrading...
If you don't think about it.

I want to give it to you
Where no one else
Has given it to you before
I want to give it up in the butt
I wanna squeeze through that back door

I heard that it'll feel better
Or at least it will for me.
But those girls seem to like it
On my Sluts and Whores dvd
I'm pretty sure they weren't acting
I think it felt good...

Oh baby, I wanna put it in you
And for you to squeeze it tight.
And if you say it hurts,
We'll do it again and again
Until it feels right

Cause you know I will do it for you
You can strap one on and do me too
From what I heard it's much more hot
And you may beg me...but I won't stop.

I want to give it to you
Where no one else
Has given it to you before
I want to give it up in the butt
I wanna squeeze through that back door

You would do it if you loved me
You should do it cause it'll make me happy
Even though I'll take pictures
Nobody but my friends will see them.

I want to give it to you
Where no one else
Has given it to you before
I want to give it up in the butt
I wanna squeeze through that back door
Oh, woah, woah
That back door
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you don't do it
You're a bitch...
Yeah!