It's time for Hanukkah
So much fun-uka
To celebrate Hanukkah
Hanukkah is, the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So does James Concord Douglas, and the late Dina Shora
Guess who eats together, at the Carnegie Deli?
Bowser from Sha NaNa and Arthur Fonzerelli
Ponoman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half, too
Put them together, what a fine looking Jew
You don't need Deck that Halls or Jingle Bell Rock
'Cuz you can spin a dredel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock
Both Jewish!
O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is, Hall of Famer Rod Carew
We got Ann Landers, and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish,
NOT TOO SHABBY!!!!
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is
ALL THREE STOOGES!!!!
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is
Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Hanukkah
Don't forget harmonica
On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah
Smoke your marijuana-ka
So drink your gin and tonic-ka
If you really, really, really wanna-ka
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, Hanukkah
Happy Hanukkah