You were cruisin along there, Mr. Pibb

It wasn´t too painful a paddle out here to the big waves as you
like to call em, Sonny!

Didn´t look it

Actually, it was a nice wake-me-up for my laticerace muscles

Water´s pretty nice, huh?

Boy, oh boy, the Hawaiin sea´s like a warm cup of java!
Temperaturo perfecto as the Africans might say!

Yeah, yeah... So listen to me for a sec, when the set comes in,
just stay flat on the board, pointed towards the beach. I´ll tell
you when to start paddelin, and keep paddelin til the wave grabs you

I hear ya! Let Mother Nature do her duty!

Right on...

Right now!

Yeah, right now...

Yeah!

Then when I say stand up, hop up quick like I showed ya and ride

Affirmative, captain!

But don´t go too far right, there´s a lot of nasty coral over there

Well here comes a triple overheader right now! Let me tear
into that sucker!

I dunno, that´s comin awfully steep, Pibb

No steeper than that tsunami I rode back in 1928 on my
grandpappy´s TV tray! Let´s do this!

You´re the boss, Pibb... Start paddelin, now!

Will do!

Paddle! Paddle! Paddle!

Paddle, paddle, fiddle faddle! I love it!

Okay, okay, you´re in it, baby! Stand up! Stand up, Pibb!

I´m standin! I´m standin! Whoo hoo, I´m up!

Yeah, man! Way to go Pibb!

I´m speedin along here!

(different man) Hey, old man, you better pull out before you
hit that reef!

Well, thanks, amigo, but I didn´t come out here for no six second ride!

Bail out, Pibb!

Not until I get the tube! Aaaah!!!

(crashing and cracking noises)

(different man from before) Oh, nasty brudda!

Hang on, Pibb, I´ll be right there! Oh my God, that was sick!
You okay, Mr. Pibb!?

Is there a doctor in the house? Oooooh!!!

(another wave hits, more cracking and crashing)