Here's to that guy who wasted my time
And the reason I hate drama
Here's to that guy everyone liked
'Til he pissed off my momma

The one who fell too fast
Couldn't commit
The one who ain't all bad
That I still kinda miss
I'm pourin' one out
For the ones that got me here now

Here's to all my exes
I wish them all the best 'cause
Every goodbye led to something brand new
I learned a lot of things that I didn't want to
Here's to all my exes
Now it all makes sense 'cause
Every heartbreak that I ever went through
If I never had them
Then I wouldn't have you

Thanks to those fights
And all the tail lights
That sent me in the right direction
The "take me back" scars
2: 00 AM bars
I learned some last call lessons
I wouldn't wanna change anything I've been through
It's worth it right now when I'm looking at you
I'm fillin' this cup
Hell, I'm raisin' one up

Here's to all my exes
I wish them all the best 'cause
Every goodbye led to something brand new
I learned a lot of things that I didn't want to
Here's to all my exes
Now it all makes sense 'cause
Every heartbreak that I ever went through
If I never had them
Then I wouldn't have you

To all of those tears
And wasted years
'Cause they're the reason that I'm here

Here's to all my exes
I wish them all the best 'cause
Every goodbye led to something brand new
I learned a lot of things that I didn't want to
Here's to all my exes
Now it all makes sense 'cause
Every heartbreak that I ever went through
If I never had them
Then I wouldn't have you
I wouldn't have you
So here's to all my exes