Swings and roundabouts and things riddled with doubt
Its best to take it at first glance
No matter what you spout or who will buy you out
Its worth it just to take that chance

Swings and roundabouts in a park where we messed about
In Paris the city of romance
Take a peek down her top, spend an afternoon gettin chased by cops
Its bliss in the capital of France

Tryin' to find the right words to say
Check your breath, clear your throat, before you let it slip away

And I sometimes have bets with myself in my head
To see how far i can push things
Cus' it dont hurt to try and you might succeed
If you are willing to push things

And I know that it sometimes is bad for my health
To see how far i can push things
And I know that it hurts when i dont succeed
But I got my memories

Rings and necklaces, to a gold-digging deficit
Pick the wrong girl and you'll end up in debt
And you know you might get hit, jus cus you said she's fit
Then blame it on Georges Gilles - de la Tourette

If you take a risk, she says she's never been kissed
How can you miss something that you've never had?
Lust and greed, trust misleads to the one who's back catalogue exceeds
The size of Ron Jeremies pad (SLAG!)

Tryin to find the right words to say
Check your breath, clear your throat, before you let it slip away

And I sometimes have bets with myself in my head
To see how far i can push things
Cus' it dont hurt to try and you might succeed
If you are willing to push things

And I know that it sometimes is bad for my health
To see how far i can push things
And I know that it hurts when i dont succeed
But I got my memories