I've got a Jackson Pollack tatoo on my ass.
Video priest screaming out high mass.
Sick little schoolgirls rolling round on my floor.
I got, Jehovo witness knocking at my door.
I got, Rednecks sucking life from a can.
Naked women magazines - making me a man.
Big Blond Bush, schizophrenic tits.
I come, prematurely and I don't give a shit.

NO! Oh-e-oh!
Here come American fingers.
Here come American lips.

Jane Fonda spreading her legs on my TV.
I watch her exercise - it's so healthy.
I got Serial killers straight from Transylvania.
Burning crosses and Biblemania.
I got a monster Trans Am - I'm so fucking cool.
I got Jimmy Hoffa floating in my swimming pool.
All my kids eat drugs, got my cigarettes.
Don't give a fuck, fuck, fuck-fuck fuck!

NO! Oh-e-oh!
Here come American fingers.
Here come American lips.

737 exploding Boeing jets.
Hemoroids and growing nuclear threat.
My president has colo-rectal cancer.
Bloody french fries at my McDonald's McMassacre.
Black and Hispanic dying underclass.
Baseball jocks cutting lines from a glass.
Monosodium glutamate to cook in my wok.
I got a herpes sore on the tip of my cock.

NO! Oh-e-oh!
Here come American fingers.
Here come American lips.

NO! Oh-e-oh!
Here come American fingers.
Here come American lips.