Ho, ho, ho and Jingle Jingle
Bells are ringing all around
Snowflakes fall and lights adorn
Our very merry Tinstle Town

Ho, ho, ho and Jingle Jingle
Santa sits us on his knee
Christmas gifts lie patiently
Beneath our decorated tree!
Fa, la, ya, la
La, ya, la, la, leee!

Merry Christmas!
Happy Hannukah!
Its the time to send a gift
To those of us less fortunate!

Alvin: But Dave, if Christmas is SO MERRY, why did you say it makes you, uptight?

Dave: I-I never said that Alvin!

Theodore: Yes you did! ^-^

Dave: I DON'T need this from you Theodore.

Alvin: You said, you cant WAIT for it to be over and that

Dave: Ho, ho, ho Alvin, thats your line, HO, HO, HO!


Ho, ho, ho and Jingle Jingle
Carolers sing merrily
Presents promise happiness
If only temporarily!

Ho, ho, ho and Jingle Jingle
Grandma sends a baby truck!
We are WAY too old for that
But Dave tells us to "Suck It Up!"

Fa, la, Ya, la
La, Ya, la, ya, yuuupp!

Merry Christmas!
Happy Hannukah!
Its the time to send a gift
To those of us less fortunate!

Alvin: Like cash grandma, send us CASH!

Dave: Alvin

Theodore: A-and no more trucks Grandma.

Simon/Theodore: YEAH!

Dave: Uh, shall we just stick to the lyrics I wrote, please?

Alvin: Aw, but youre in a bad mood anyway, and just be-

Dave: I am NOT in a bad mood!

Theodore: Dave, y-you said to be HONEST with our feelings.

Dave: So?!

Simon: Just admit that youre..."stressed."

Dave: I AM NOT STRESSED!!

Ho, ho, ho and Jingle Jingle
Car are honking constantly
Giving David headaches and
Increasing his anxiety!!

Ho, ho, ho, and Jingle Jingle
Grown-ups seem to go Beserk!
Why are parents so wigged-out
When Santa Clause does all the work

La, la, ya la
la, ya, la BESERK!!

Dave: Okay, hold it right there guys, this is NOT what I wrote. And I never said to "Suck It Up"

Theodore/Simon: Yes you did!

Theodore: "Suck It Up fellas. Just quit your whining and Suck It up! Thats what you said Dave."

Dave: Can we just stick to the song?

Alvin: Were just trying to express our feelings! And just because we want ipods and cash and..and YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!!

Dave: Oh, just suck it up Alvin!

Alvin: Ha-ha, GOTCHA! =D

Dave: Alvin.

Alvin: You are SOOO BUS-TED!

Dave: Alvin..

Alvin: Oh-ho, why dont you just admit that you

Dave: ALLLLLLVIIIINN!!!

Ho, ho, ho and Jingle Jingle
Bells are ringing all around!
Snowflakes fall and lights adorn our
Very Merry Tinstle Town!

Ooh yeeaahhh!!