Well I got into Waikiki And I spend my time up in the hotel room No sunburn for me No friends no family
Yes I see the view Well I think I seen it somewhere before Curled up on the sand Curled up on the floor
And the hula maiden says I'll give you everything for free You're as hungry as the tide That's drowning me
Well I took my big free ride I went out to the big barbecue And I got smashed on the beach I was thinking about you
This is my big aloha Brought to you from the volcano state Where they serve up your soul For $3.99 a plate
And the hula maiden says I'll give you everything for free Oh sugar you're as hungry as the tide That's washing over me
And the hula maiden said Oh darling I see it in your eyes Well did you do it over here beautiful Did you come here to die Well she said did you come here to buy
Well this my big aloha Coming to you from the volcano state Where they lose track of your soul And never bring you your spaghetti plate