Give or take a few dudes from the bar
Take them home with me
This night
Is going to end horribly
For someone
The tick is just talking away
I don't understand
What it's trying to say
I think it says I'll
Drive my car like I stole it
Drink at the bar like I own it
And every dime spent
Is worth looking good
And that's hollywood
And you know that she would

I am the son of an asshole
A drinker far too drunk
To stay awake at his funeral
But that's alright
'Cause I left milwaukee behind
For this
Refreshing town
With this refreshing meat
Meet me
Down by the bar
We'll go and take this drink
Out to the stars

So come on
Believe me
Follow me home
There's no judgement here
We'll laugh a little
Drink a little
See what you're made of
I'm capable of making you dissapear
I am the agent
That decides your fate

My hometown was nice
I didn't have to think twice
About who I recruited
There wasn't anything
No one knew my name
I was so secluded
Baptized in bloody water
I'll make you famous
One way
Or another
So you should start to undress
And just try a little less
And I'll drill in your head
What you need
To be
King of this God damn city

So come on
Believe me
Follow me home
There's no judgement here
We'll laugh a little
Drink a little
See what you're made of
I'm capable of making you dissapear
I am the agent
That decides your fate