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There will be no iphone X videos of one time shooting down brothas in the instant replay There will be no Galaxy 9 videos of five-o shooting down brothas in the instant replay There will be no memes of Shaun King being dragged on Twitter with multi-colored dreadlocks There will be no flower crown selfie of Obama Strolling through Chiraq in an Ian Mckay "Black Lives Matter" deep-V He had been saving for the proper occasion
The Voice, The Bachelor, and The Kardashians will no longer be so damned relevant And people will not care if Olivia finally gets down with Fitz on Scandal Because Black People will be in the street Rewriting this historical American Horror Story The Revolution will not be monetized
There will be no viral reaction clips on Snapchat And no Gifs of short-haired feminist Actionists And Ivanka Trump blowing smoke the color of rich White women's suffering The theme song will not be produced by Dr. Luke or Gaslamp Killer Nor sung by Ed Sheeran, Post Malone, or Arctic Monkeys, or Kanye West Because coonery sounds like a choice to me
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The Revolution will not be monetized Will not be digitized Will not be monopolized Will not be search engine optimized The Revolution will be no reshare, retweet, regram, or repeat, people