Well she wants money
And she wants fame
And she has everything
To drive a man insane (woah)
She wants a family
But she knows the game
And she is mean
And sure she wants to fucking play

Cuz when she's out at night
And playing in the van (woah)
She's not thinking of her loving man

He thinks it's charming
She know it's lame (woah)
It seems that all the boys
Are just the fucking same (yeah)
She's not looking
For Mr. Right (woah)
She's just looking for
Something to change her mind

Cuz when she's out at night
And playing in the van (woah)
She's not thinking of her loving man (woah)
She wants to have her cake and eat it too (woah)
Watch out and she just might eat you

Yeah!

She's not coming home (woah)
She's not coming home (woah)
She's not coming home (woah)
She's never fucking coming home
She's not coming home (woah)
She's not coming home (woah)
She's not coming home (woah)
She's never fucking fucking coming home