Announcer: And now, Yakko Warner sings all of the words in the
English language!

Yakko: Aardvark, abating, abet, abdicating
Abandon, abase and abreast
Ablaze and ablution, abhor and abusion
Abbreviate, abbey, abscessed.

Abduct and ablation, abridge and abrasion
Abash and abrupt and abride
Abscond and absentia, absent, abstentia
Abdomen, ably, abide.

Abominable, abrogate, absolute, absent
Absorbent, abstention, abstraction
Absurd and abundant, abusive, abutment
Acacia, academy, action.

Accede and accost and accept and across
And accompany, acre, accord
Accomplish, account and accrue and amount
Acrimonious, active, adored.

Adrenaline, adulate, adder and advocate
Advertise, adverse, abrade
Advice, adversarial, advent and aerial
Affluent, after, afraid.

Dot : Well, there it is: Yakko Warner now well under way in singing
all the words in the English language. I'm Dot Warner. With
me is Dick Button. Dick, a good start?

Dick : Oh, yes, Dot -- a marvelous start to what is a difficult,
difficult routine.

Dot : Stay tuned, and we'll be back to bring you the whole thing.

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Yakko: Level and levity, lewd and longevity
Libel, libation, Lanai
Lithium, litigate, legal, legitimate
Liberty, levy and lie.

Dot : Welcome back. Yakko's now at the L's as he tries to sing all
the words in the English language. A slight mistake at the
F's -- here's what it looked like:

Yakko: Facial and faction and fractal and fraction
And fraudulent, fragrant, frappé
Frankincense, frankish and frakisish, frashhh...
Shoot! Yada yada flambé!

Dick : Now, that mistake could have proved costly for Yakko, but he
recovered beautifully.

Dot : Now let's watch as Yakko continues with the L's.

Yakko: Libation and libertine, limited, limousine
Limpid and limbo and lime
Lima and lipid and literature, liquid
And listing and liter and line.

There's lobby and loading and loathsome and loaning
And logo and then locomotion
There's lotus and lottery, lobo, lobotomy
Logic and loosen and lotion.

Lozenge and lubber and lucky and lover
And lullaby, lumber and luke
Luster and luscious and lunatic, lustrous
And lurking and lunar and lute.

Dot : Yakko's now about halfway through all the words in the English
language. Dick Button and I will be back with more.

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Yakko: Zachary, Zanzibar, zappy and zamindar
Zillion and ZIP code and Zen
Zany and zoning and zeal and zirconium
Zodiac, zombie, ze-in.

Dot : Yakko Warner, now moments away from having sung all the words
in the English language. Dick Button, is he going to make it?

Dick : If it was anyone else, I'd say no, but he's young, he's
resilient; we'll just have to see.

Yakko: Zigging and zagging and zealous and zebra
And zenith and zap and zaffer
Zeppelin and zipper and zephyr and zither
Then zinc and zombini
And zoo and zucchini
And Zulu and Zorro
Then zit and zamoro
And zero and zoom and... ugh!

Dot : Guess not!

Yakko: Wait!
...Zaire!

Dot : He did it! Yakko Warner has just sung all the words in the
English language!

Dick : Hey, congratulations, Yakko.

Yakko: Thanks, Dick.

Dick : Join us next time, when Yakko Warner will sing all of the
numbers above zero. Goodnight