I got sober intentions
'cause I'm always fucking sober, and I have
Every intention of being your next crazy ex-girlfriend
No shame in saying it out loud
And I didn't even like you that much
but I can't stop writing songs about you
Hope you like them, hope you like them, hope you do
Hope your new boyfriend likes them
Hope he sings along with you

And I got sober intentions
but I'm stumbling drunk off anger
I can't stop singing
I'm spitting words like fire straight at you
I'm sorry if I burned your cute new hairdo
And I don't even hate you that much
But I can't stop being sad about this
I have had it I have had it, I'm a mess
I'm going crazy over a goddamn Facebook status

And I got sober intentions
but I'm strung out on emotions
I'm angry, inspired, I'm on fire
And I'm sitting on my bed
Throwing a tantrum while playing my guitar again
And I don't even hate him that much
But when you break his heart
I hope he can't stop writing
angry poems about it
Hope he loves you more than I did