Break a mirror, roll the dice
Run with scissors through a chip pan fire fight
Go into business with a grizzly bear
But just don't sit down cause I've moved your chair

Find a well known hardman and start a fight
Wear your shell suit on bonfire night
Fill in a circular hole with a peg that's square
But just don't sit down cause I moved your chair

Ooohhh yeah yeah yeah
Ooohhh yeah yeah yeah

Bite the lightning and tell me how it tastes
Kung-fu fighting on your rollerskates
Do the macarena in the devil's lair
But just don't sit down cause I've moved your chair

Ooohhh yeah yeah yeah
Ooohhh yeah yeah yeah