I'm so robot.
I'm so tool.

I will bring you liberation,
I will bring you our cause,
Did I forget to ask you if you wanted it?
I catch you smiling on camera... eventually.

Thousands die every day...
But let me sip my tea...
As long as their numbers higher...
For justice... for peace.

You said you want cheaper gas?
It's a shame we destroyed the electric car.
We could have been gas free by now.
Did I just say that on TV?

Kids these days have no dignity...
There were no orgies in the 70's
What's drugs? I never used them.
You're too young to understand anyway.

Let me stand up here and talk a while...
I'll send your children off to die.
While they believe in our bullcrap...
Let me sip my tea... my tea...

Thousands are dead...
I'm so tool...
I understand your pain...
I'm so robot.
I'm so robot.

Watch them kill eachother...
And to think they could have been friends.
It's not murder of we do it.
It's justice.

Dear Mom...
I killed three kids today...
I hope it doesn't get on TV.
I commit war crimes for our country...
But what about humanity... what about my Tea?

I focus on things that matter...
Did you see Madonna today?
Her face was falling apart...
By the way, there was a bombing in some country I can't pronounce.

If you children survive...
They'll become us too...
A generation lost to our propaganda.
As if God wants to see them kill...
As if any god wants to see us kill...

Peace through war...
It will work this time.
Even though it's never worked before...
Peace through war...
Till everyone's dead but us...
And then? Civil war.