A perfect chair to park my derriere
Look out the window and see the world moving along
A scenic view, tell me what I should do
It's irrelevant cause I don't ever listen
You still offer your outstretched arm but
You already bought the farm

A snail's pace is better than that rat race
The labyrinth maze is never ending
So skip the cheese and rise from your knees
That concrete ground ain't very comfy
You still offer your calloused hand but
You're just a shell of a man

Who dives off the deep end
(Dive)
Dives off the deep end
(Dive)
Someone's drained the pool, a hard surface and you collide
Dives off the deep end
(Dive)
Why choose to pretend
(Dive)
What you're diving towards is a hollow bull's eye

Dive off the deep end
(Dive)
Dive off the deep end
(Dive)
Someone's drained the pool, plaster and you collide
Dive off the deep end
(Dive)
Try not to pretend
(Dive)
What you're diving towards is an empty booby prize

Dive
Dive
Dive
A hard surface and you collide
OOh, ooh
OOh, ooh
OOh-ooh-ooh