Blah, blah, blah, the V chip on my tongue’s gone berserk. One channel left, I hope you like my talk show network. Can dress me up, can’t take me out, I’ll make you squirm, without a doubt.
I say what I feel, it gets me into trouble. I feel what I say, I don’t care anyway. I do what I like, it doesn’t make me humble. I like what I do, it’s just my attitude.

Steve Austin & I both have bionic mouths. His saves the world, mine just spews whatever out. Sometimes my foot gets really stuck inside my mouth, I don’t give a fuck.

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Hey badabing, hey badaboom!! My lines don’t come on silver spoons. You don’t get refunds when you buy my brand of etiquette.

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