I sit down on my ass, then I turn on my PC
Diagnostics, virus-scan, I have to wait and see
Then my set-up tells me, that it’s OK to come in
Everything is alright, my session can begin

I hook up on the Internet, I sit and chat a while
I find someone I think I know, though I’ve never seen her smile
It’s getting kinda personal, my feelings are involved
She’s coming home to me, man, my problems could be solved

World Wide Web
World Wide Web

Triple W, I’m in love with you
You’re my friend when the day is through
Tell me what to do, to make you love me too
I just can’t survive without you

She tells me all the things, that she would like to do to me
She urges me to buy a web-cam, so we can see
I rush down to the store, to buy the hardware I need
I hurry back, I link it up, I set to highest speed

World Wide Web
World Wide Web

Triple W, I’m in love with you
You’re my friend when the day is through
Tell me what to do, to make you love me too
I just can’t survive without you

Triple W, I’m in love with you
You’re my friend when the day is through
Tell me what to do, to make you love me too
I just can’t survive without you

Oh no, she’s a he!
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