Ummm...
I'm calling, there's no answer
You won't answer the phone (ling-ling-ling)
Your cell keeps going to voicemail
While I wait here in the cold (brrrrr)
Some call it stalking, but not me
Takes more than some handcuffs to stop me
I know sometimes it's rocky,
but we'll still make it through

You said you loved me
(No not really)
You told me so
(No not really)
You got a crazy way to show it
But you know it's true
You know you love me
(No not really)
You care for me
(No not really)
If it's not love then I must be psycho
And that's not so

Hey you,
I know I've got screws loose
Thanks to you I lost my marbles a long time ago
I'm just optimistic
A few apples short of a picnic
Until you see we're meant to be
I'll just follow wherever you go

Mr. Man said he got a different supermodel
knocking outside his door
[ knock knock knock ]
He don't know that I got her tied up
in the back of my Range Rover
("Let me out!" [gritos] "SHUT UP!")
I know you want me, she's just in the way
I'll just tie her to the back and hit the highway
Full throttle, bye supermodel
Hit the bottle (AAAH)

He loves me
(No not really)
He told me so
(No not really)
He got a crazy way to show it
But you know it's true
You know you love me
(No not really)
You care for me
(No not really)
If it's not love then I must be psycho
(I know you're not calling me psycho, are you?!?)

Hey you,
I know I've got screws loose
Thanks to you I lost my marbles a long time ago
I'm just optimistic
A few apples short of a picnic
Until you see we're meant to be
I'll just follow wherever you go

(She follows me wherever I go)
Hey!
(She follows me wherever I go)
Hey you, I'm talking to you!
(She follows me wherever I go)
Where you going boy?
(She follows me wherever I go)
Oh you acting like you don't hear me now?
(She follows me wherever I go)
I thought what we had was real,
my love, you know that don't you baby?
(She follows me wherever I go)
You can't escape my love, don't you know that?

Hey you,
I know I've got screws loose
Thanks to you I lost my marbles a long time ago
I'm just optimistic
A few apples short of a picnic
Until you see we're meant to be
I'll just follow wherever you go

You can't escape my love!