Darlin' you don't even know
I'm layin' right next to you
Sometime I feel so alone
That I don't know what to do
I don't know why, I don't know why
(I said) I don't know why, I don't know why

I was out with my crew tonight
We were all gettin' super nice
I had so much to drink that you'd think
I'm 'bout to go
And paint the bathroom sink... pink!
Rule number 1: always puke alone
The second rule is always puke at home
I guess it's time to go
Didn't see nobody from my family around
So I went outside to flag a taxi down
I told a cab to take 35 south
And let the windows down
I gotta air myself out
I put a new piece of gum in my mouth
As the car pulled up right
In front of the house
And all that I can think about
Is how much I love fucking you
I can't wait to get inside
But I never considered
That you'd be fast a sleep
And now I'm masturbating with some vaseline
And

Darlin' you don't even know
I'm layin' right next to you
Sometime I feel so alone
That I don't know what to do
I don't know why, I don't know why
(I said) I don't know why, I don't know why

I'd love to press my face into the flesh
In between your pregnant breasts
I'd love to squeeze your butt
And make you horny
But I know you gotta wake up in the morning
So Imma just lay next to you
And think about when I make sex to you
It probably sound kinda perverted, I imagine
But that ain't enough to make me
Wanna curb my enthusiasm
It feels so right in my left
And I don't think she protest
If I don't leave a mess
I disappear into the smell of your hair
And it's becoming apparent
That I've become incoherent
With my mind on my business
Fist full of carnal
Blurry with the vision
I'm spinnin' like a marble
Fade to black way under the shellac
Can't fap, too wasted
If you was awake you'd laugh
And

Darlin' you don't even know
I'm lyin' right next to you
Sometime I feel so alone
That I don't know what to do
I don't know why, I don't know why
(I said) I don't know why, I don't know why