I am a money maker
I am independent

I'd like to work in the great outdoors
Beneath the stars, get the things I wish for
But what I have is a room somewhere
And a recipe book for food that's simple to cook

I decided to get excited about the real deal
And everything fell into place
Here is a notice about my service
To place an order
Just dial it into me at The Dirty Bird

I started out on the bottom rung
Whoo! Some of the things that would land on my tongue
I had a taste for a better life
For a quality mark, not just a shot in the dark

It was hot stuff for the dog rough
Just making short work of short orders for everyone
Until a big cheese, he cocked a gun at me
I said, "Oh well then,"
It's such a common place to be
At The Dirty Bird

I started out on the bottom rung
I had a taste for a better life
You judge yourself by the things you've done
Your trouble and strife

If you've decided to get excited about the real deal
Where everything falls into place
Here is a notice about my service
To place an order
Just dial it into me at The Dirty Bird