Hey, I got a brand new toy
I won't be needing you tonight, boy
in 45 seconds it gets me more play
than your little weenie gets me in a day
I told the lesbo at the store that I was getting bored
with my boys and my toys and with being a whore
I said I need something new to razzle me on
she said girl what you need is the orgazmatron

orgazmatron, orgazmatron,
it works even better when you turn it on
orgazmatron, orgazmatron,
you can stick it in, or strap it on
orgazmatron, orgazmatron,
feels so good, it's gotta be wrong
orgazmatron, orgazmatron,
your mamma even uses it to trim her lawn
batteries included no assembly required
you can stick it in your booty when your pussy gets tired

grandma likes to use it to massage her thighs
but children under 12 should be supervised
you can leave it on and wear it under your clothes so that you're coming like crazy and nobody knows, orgazmatron
you really turn me on, I'm really keen on this machine, it's the bomb
when I get up it makes me cream and at night it makes me scream and I get off every three minutes in between

orgazmatron, orgazmatron,
makes me happy when my boyfriend's gone
orgazmatron, orgazmatron,
astro has three in his salon
orgazmatron, orgazmatron,
banned for use during Ramadan
orgazmatron, orgazmatron,
double the pleasure, double the dong

batteries included no assembly required
you can stick it in your booty when your pussy gets tired