So you came to La with a dime and a dream
Say you wanna be a name on the Hollywood scene
You wanna party with the stars, do coke on a yacht
But you gotta learn the rules, and, shit, there's a lot!
Like

Never do heroin, and never do meth
Never go to parties below sunset
Never drink anything below 10 gram
Never suck dick unless the money's in his hands
Never fuck Sheen, and don't do porn
Never wear anything already worn
Never get caught in a poor man's car
You can leave La, but don't go far
Don't go to the beach, unless there's drugs
Don't fuck waiters and don't fuck thugs
Don't get a boob job or marry famous
Don't do drugs that are intravenous!
Do get tested, stay protected
Please stay smart, don't get arrested
If you want a job, go socialize
Don't eat
Don't sleep
And don't ask why!

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
You're gonna be the next big thing
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
You're gonna be the next big thing!

Get all the numbers that you can
When you meet someone famous, don't say you're a fan
Don't turn down gifts, or any jobs
Don't shit where you eat, don't talk to the mobs
Say yes to blow, say yes to X
Say yes to directors that ask for sex
Don't go to castings or open calls
Don't turn to the camera and break the fourth wall
Do get fillers, and plump your pout
If the music's loud, go outside, don't shout
And don't go down without a cause
Don't tell anybody about your flaws
Don't talk to the magazines
And don't give suggestions on your very first scene
This La life ain't for the morals
So you gotta be ready for tons of oral

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
You're gonna be the next big thing
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
You're gonna be the next big thing!

Sign your name on the dotted line
As long as you listen, you'll do fine
Sign your name on the dotted line
As long as you listen, you'll do fine

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
You're gonna be the next big thing
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream
You're gonna be the next big thing!