Something really weird happened to me last night
Bored to death i cruised around as usual
And then completely out of the blue
I came across this blonde in the store window
I sent her a secret kiss trough the glass
What i'm going to say next is illogical
She held my prick while i pissed
She picked me up when i fell down plastered

I just want them back
I just want the hours to pass
I just want them i miss them a lot
And i'd like to dream that i'm lying beside her somewhere

Something really weird happened to me last night
I feel more than dangerously in love with this
Brunete bank teller
Whom i presume to be a future death seller
She finished some rubbish public school
There are days when the whole world makes her jealous
But she always had a nice word for me
She makes me crazy

I just want them back
I just want the hours to pass
I just want them i miss them a lot
And i'd like to dream that i'm lying beside her somewhere

Something really weird happened to me last night
I loved the blonde-brunette equally
And despite all my shocks
The fantasy was unbelievable
They call me the knight of lost chances
Beautyfull women come down look and run
And despite all my shocks
The fantasy was unbelievable