Big yellow m, three k's on a pack,
Black tick on a shoe in the red sack.
Wrapped up in newspaper, chucked under a twig.
Try to look happy, goddam it you're a kid.
Goddam it you're a kid.
Fuck you father christmas, watch the snowman blow.
Fuck you father christmas, sayonara nintendo.
Boom bang, boom ba boom bang, boom bang,
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Boom bang, boom ba boom bang. boom bang,
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Boom bang, boom ba boom bang. boom bang,
Boom ba boom bang. boom bang, boom ba boom bang,
Boom bang, boom ba boom bang.

Batman on a pencil case, super mario on my soap,
Popcorn in the microwave, miss selfridge under my coat.
Invisible usa, pepsi cola fridge.
Father christmas waving us over golden gate bridge.

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you father christmas, watch the snowman blow.
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Fuck you father christmas, watch the snowman blow.
Fuck you father christmas, sayonara nintendo.
Fuck you father christmas, watch the snowman blow.
Fuck you father christmas, sayonara nintendo.