Gonna get drunk, gonna get tight.
Gonna find out where I live tonight.
Make my legs dirty, make my head light.
Do a glass like shepherd's delight. (??)
Took a lot of drugs, drank a lot of beer.
Went up to heaven where the sky was clear.

I never heard so much bullshit in all my life,
I never heard so much horseshit in all my life,
I never heard so much sheepshit in all my life,
I never heard so much dogshit in all my life.

Took a lot of drugs, drank a lot of beer.
Went up to heaven (hic) where the sky was clear.
Gonna get drunk, gonna get tight.
Gonna find out where I live tonight.

Count this sheep dye (??)
Loose a lot of brain cells.
Blow my mind like oil wells.
Gonna get drunk, gonna get tight.
Gonna find out where I'm sleeping tonight.
Make my legs heavy, make my head light.
Do a glass like shepherd's delight. (??)

Took a lot of drugs, drank a lot of beer.
Went up to heaven where the sky is clear.

Oh yeah
I never heard so much bullshit in all my life,
I never heard so much horseshit in all my life,
I never heard so much horseshit in all my life,
I never heard so much bullshit in all my life.