49 times we fought that beast
Your old man and me
It had a chicken head whit duck feet
With a woman's face too
Aw, that's rad!

And it was waiting in the bushes for us
Then it ripped off your dad's face
He was screaming something awful
In fact there was this huge mess
And I had to change the floors
The floors?
You see, his blood
It drained into the boards
And I had to change 'em

But we all got a
Chicken-Duck-Woman thing
waiting for us
Everyday I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love
Everyday I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
Something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love

Yo never knew my dad he didn't care about me
Dead horizon is all my macro-binaculars see
Moisture-farming all my life and not a drop spilt
My aunt and uncle, double suns and sppin' blue milk
My aunt and uncle, double suns I'm sick of blue milk
But then a desert hobo came and told me

We all got a
Chicken-Duck-Woman thing
waiting for us
Everyday I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love
Everyday I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
Something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love

Hold me when I open like a flower
Hold me right
Yeah, I ain't had to bake for a girl in a long time
A long time
I think my cooking's awesome
I've got her picture in my photo wagon
Ha Ha keep it poppin'
Yeah, she'd propably love to honk tonk
She'd propably love to honk tonk
That's what I said

I used to ride across the desert
You know, I used to glide on my speeder
I pray that I don't find what I don't wanna find
Waitin' for me 'round the corner
Oh no no
I used to ride across the desert
You know, I used to glide on my speeder
I pray that I don't find any more
Crispy bodies by the door

49 times
Yeah, it was 49 times
And now it might be
Waiting for you
Could be hiding behind that scrap pile
That's just a big cow
I know you really want someone to hold you

But we all got a
Chicken-Duck-Woman thing
waiting for us
Everyday I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love
Everyday I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
Something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love