So Christmas time is here again
Shove it up your vegan face
We'll do a lot more stuff in the new year unless you're dead
People love different foods
Organic chicken is a snooze
I want more grease and I want more chocolate cake

Christmas is here
Yeah, Christmas is here
Grab a friend's hand and yank them near
It's the best time of the year
Christmas is here

I really feel all the magical Christmas spirit (fly!)
I like a bunch of Christmas flowers
I've been eatin' jelly beans for hours

I hate the sweater wearers
I think I mentioned that
When I finally speak
I won't tell you anything at all
The problem is yours
'Cause I'm a looker and I run the show (please, help me)

Christmas is here
Yeah, Christmas is here
Look into the sun with zero fear
It's the best time of the year
Christmas is here

I just got a very adorable present
A Trump robot clearly sent from heaven
I'm not the real Donald Trump
But I can scare you just as much

Christmas is here
Play in the snow
Grab a friend's hand an don't let go
I'm the most big league guy I know
Christmas is here (I will live in silence)
I'm the best part of the year, but
Christmas is here (he'll freeze the diamond money)

He's the best part of the year
Christmas isn't fun
At least when you're not a real human
Oh, why can I not know love?
Why, creator do you not join us? Why?
One time I just want to feel the wind on my face