For the first time in my life, I was so in love,
(Ha, ha, ha, ha) - Why you laughing at me??
I met this girl called Lorraine, she stole, my heart.

And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her,
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her,
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her,
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her,
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine,
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine

She was so in love with me, we were gonna get wed,
So I bought her lots of things, diamond ring, brand new bed,
(A brand new bed?) - Yes a brand new bed!

And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her,
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her,
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her,
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her,
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine,
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine

For the first time in my life, I was wrong,
Lorraine she was a flipping con,
Lorraine she took everything,
Even my brand new engagement ring,
She took the car and went to town,
But now she can no longer be found.

Lorraine punched me on the nose, so I slapped her round the head,
Then we talked the whole thing out, and went straight to bed,
(Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)

But now I've found her, don't want to kill her,
But now I've found her, don't want to kill her,
But now I've found her, don't want to kill her,
But now I've found her, don't want to kill her,

Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine,
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine,

Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine,
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine,

Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine,
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine,

Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine,
Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine, Lorraine