Gaga
Remember when I used to not totally suck?
My songs and videos were not pretentious and fucked up
But then I lost my damn mind
Now I am in a bird cage
I've gone completely mad, I'm totally batshit insane!

I combined art and pop and made a flop
Don't let your children watch this
It will scare the poor things shitless
I need attention constantly

Miley Cyrus
Same with me!

Amanda Bynes
And me!

Justin Bieber
And me, swag!

Gaga
I've covered myself in blood
I've worn a meat dress!
I've even convinced the world I had a penis
My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks
Instead of focusing on making good music
All the stuff I do is for the fame
Like making a whole Cd exploiting the gays
I think I'm god's gift to the human race
Now watch me smear random shit all over my face

I try way too hard to be seen as artistic
But it just makes me seem like a pathetic narcissist
One second I'm a woman... suddenly I am a swan
You have no freakin' idea how many drugs I am on a lot

I am the definition of egotistic!

Backup dancer
She's right I just looked it up and it shows her pic

Gaga
I'm so conceited and smug, I eat my own shit
Then I wash it down with a glass of Gaga piss

Everyone clap for me
Yes that is it!
Now you're all under my spell I am a fame witch!

Backup Dancers
Gaga you're amazing, a true genius
And nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless

Gaga
Yes, it's working!
I'm transforming, into a true fame monster!
Soon I will rule all the earth

Backup dancer: Hey look, isn't that Madonna?

Madonna
Gaga is just a fraud, hold your applause!
She is just trying to be the new version of me, clearly
I was the first attention whore!
Now it's time to end this war!

Look at my magical jugs they'll see you free
Stop giving Gaga your love, save it for me

Gaga
Don't listen to Madonna, keep on clapping!

Backup dancer
Actually we've had enough, you're getting boring

Madonna
The whole world's sick of you, check this headline

Backup dancer
Your last tweet was retweeted only 4 times

Madonna: Sorry Gaga, you're through

Gaga
No this can't be!
Please, I am begging all you, do not ignore me
Oh no, what's happening?