I'll Sit in the Dark and Wait By the Phone
But It's Not Plugged in and I'm All Alone
I May Dance in the Rain in the Middle of Winter
But I'm Not Insane

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You Think That I Must Be a Just a Little Bit Crazy
I'm Twisted and Different
But I'm Not Paranoid
Just Me, Not Crazy, no One Is Coming to Get Me
I Guess I Had Better Leave
But I'm Not Paranoid

I Might Sleep On the Floor When My Bed's Real Nice
Know Five Times and Ring the Doorbell Twice
Lights Out and Lock the Door Too
If You Don't Watch Out It'll Happen to You

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I'm Not Paranoid
I Sit By Myself and Stare At the Wall
When I'm Feeling Nothing At All
I'm Not Paranoid

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