(Dream on dream on mean ole queen meanest queen I've ever seen)

She was mean and she was lean got her kicks at the gullotine
Had a castle on the hill and it was haunted better still
(Haunted castle on the hill)
Bats and rats and black cats too lived there with this mean ole shrew
She could make a witche's brew

(Dream on dream on mean ole queen meanest leanest queen I've seen)

And then one day a handsome prince came into her providence
In his hand he firmly clasped a little slipper made of glass
(A little slipper made of glass)
On her throne the queen did sit the prince shook a little bit
Said I hope the thing don't fit
(Dream on dream on mean ole queen biggest feet I've ever seen)

As away he rode his stud he saw some footprints in the mud
They were small and they were neat so he traced these little feet
(So he traced these little feet)
Right up to the castle wall heard the cats begin to sqwal
And his flesh begin to crawl
(Dream on dream on fairy prince you'll go back if you got good sense)

Took a shot of adicall he climbed right up that castle wall
As the prince broke through the tower the mean ole queen was takin' a shower
(The mean ole queen was takin' a shower)
She was mean but she was clean cleanest meanest queen I've seen
Mean ole lean ole clean ole queen
(Dream on dream on lean ole queen cleanest meanest queen I've seen)

I'm in the dungeon far below he found his love as pure as snow
She was covered up with grit but the little ole slipper fit
(But the little ole slipper fit)
Her clothes were torn and soiled with mud but she looked good on the big white stud
He took her away from all of that crud
(Dream on dream on Cinderella you have found yourself a fella)

If you like I will explain the mean ole queen went down the drain
(She was clean but she was lean and the mean ole queen went down the drean)