Holy mackerel there
Hello wall I didn't see you standin' there
Did I hurt you boy I sure did hit you square
Now one of us is plastered and I'll let you guess who
Just imagine bumpin' into you

Hey wall (hello hello) why did you let them move the door
And the ceiling why it used to be the floor
Someone came while I was out and changed you all around
Or could it be that I'm standin' upside down

That chandalier is all lit up it just took a swing at me
And someone put the bathtub where the kitchen sink used to be

Hello bedsheet (hello hello) I guess I'd better lay me down
You know I can't sleep if this bed keeps spinnin' round
There's a picture on the head Lord hey I've seen them folks before
Son of a gun I'm in the house next door (hello hello)
Hello neighbor