I hear footsteps slowly walking son of a gun they're mine As I stumble to the door hey let me in And the voice is sweetly saying Is that you Ben you drunk again I told you one more time and that's the end Ben
There goes my reason for leaving back to her lawyers again There goes Mrs Ben Colder But worse than that she poured out all my gin
Last night I slept like a log I know because I woke up in the fireplace My ashes were cold
I got kicked off a bus out in Vegas just because I spilt a little gin Right down the driver's back There in front of this gamblin' casino So I opened up the swinging doors and swung right in
And I said hi friends my name's Ben I just spilt my gin They said come on in friend Ben and have some more gin see if you can win I said this is the friendliest little Inn I've ever been in So I give it a spin and shot a couple of tens The money started just pourin' in And I said if I make this ten I'll have enough to go around the world again Not that I've ever been And then
There goes my trip to Hawaii there goes my castle in Spain There goes my busfare to Yuma there goes my Batman ring Dang